Friday, December 15, 2017

MR. GODDARD'S MENAGERIE - BY C.L. HERNANDEZ







https://www.amazon.com/Goddards-Menagerie-Zuri-Tales-Book-ebook/dp/B01GGRKFAA/ref=sr_1_1_twi_kin_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1465407667&sr=1-1&keywords=mr.+goddards+menagerie

Order C. L. Hernandez's great book Mr. Goddard's Menagerie. Terri DelCampo edited this great tale and really loves it. That says it all as far as I'm concerned. Of course, I love everything C. L. has written, so my own prejudices towards her writing come into play. This is a great book. Guaranteed!

Blaze McRob

Book description:


 Zuri LaCrosse is a special young lady. In fact, she might even be considered … collectible?
Although she is infected with the werewolf virus, she tries to live a normal life until she meets a strange old man named Goddard on a dusty desert highway. He lures her into his house where she is held captive. Goddard promises her a new and better life, but can he tame her feral ways and transform her from a scruffy country werewolf into an elegant young lady? And who—or what—is making those strange and terrifying noises in the locked room upstairs? Zuri must either find a way to escape captivity, or give up her freedom to become a cherished and pampered pet in Mr. Goddard’s Menagerie!

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

QUARTER MOON HAUNTS - BY BLAZE MCROB




https://www.amazon.com/Quarter-Moon-Haunts-Blaze-McRob-ebook/dp/B01G2PZYIY/ref=sr_1_1_twi_kin_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1464050979&sr=1-1&keywords=quarter+moon+haunts+blaze+mcrob

Quarter Moon Haunts, is out for your reading pleasure. My editor, Terri DelCampo, says this is her favorite novel of mine to date. In fact, she fell in love with Ol' Mike Van Tassel, one of the main characters in this tome, and demands I write a sequel. I will. This novel deals with ghosts and horror and leaves nothing sacred. Join my ghost friends and me as we traverse the countryside in a big Ram truck. There are shenanigans galore, but there is the mission that must be accomplished. We never lose sight of the big picture.

As a warning, however. The ghosts in this novel drink beer. 

I hope you enjoy my tale.

Blaze McRob

Book description: 


Out of the two-seat quarter moon
That invaded the author's living room
Fighting o'er ass-wipe they appear
Ol' Mike Van Tassel and Running Deer

Their stories the author has honed
Always in their names, not his own
About their so horrific deaths
Before breathing his own last breath.

Author's spirit his body leaves
John Doe on the toe tag; no one grieves.
Van Tassel and Running Deer by his side
As he mounts the Ram truck for wild ride.

They expose lies and rewrite lore
So misunderstood long before.
Once in depth of crisis heat
The red-haired angel they chance to meet.

Angel takes the author's hand
Lights his way through perils grand.
Will she remain by his side?
And save the spirits' immortal hides?

Adventure and justice the spirits chase
Set wrongs to rights in immortal race.
Hop into the cab of the spirit Ram
And join the ghosts on eternal lam.  

Monday, December 11, 2017

OWL'S EYE VIEW MAGAZINE - VOLUME 8 - ISSUE 12 - BY TERRI DELCAMPO



The latest Owl's Eye View Magazine, by Terri DelCampo, is ready to purchase. Volume 8 - Issue 12 is a super issue! Monsters of all kinds converge on Owl's Nest, Delaware for a showdown. Krampus is only one of the nasty beasties.

Don't miss this issue. 99 cents buys you a whole lot of ooky!

Blaze McRob


Book description:

Owl's Eye View Magazine is a dark fiction monthly featuring columns, poetry, and short stories written by Terri DelCampo and "Columnists" who are in fact her ongoing fictitious characters. 

Saturday, December 9, 2017

BLAZIN' CHRISTMAS - BY BLAZE MCROB



Blaze McRob has some off the wall Christmas horror stories for you. Thirteen in all. These are all different. Some might actually warm your heart. There's only one way to find out. This collection sells for a mere $1.99. A real steal. Treat yourself and others to some out of the box tales this holiday season.

Blaze McRob


Book description:

Thirteen Holiday Horrors to trim your terrifying tree….
How will Satan punish, and who will they be?
What will Evil Santa give to shoppers?
For Monsignor Alfonso, will there be a blood stopper?
Of what would a ghoul's Yule traditions consist?
Werewolf gifts children that God seems to have missed.
We should see the beauty in the gnarliest trees
Carolers sing doom on the ashy breeze.
Bobby's visits bring warmth on Christmas Eve.
Political power VonStucker weaves
Most precious Christmas gift of all
Happens within a new foal's stall. 

Friday, December 8, 2017

SILVER HELLS - HOLIDAY HORROR WITH CHILLS GALORE!



http://www.amazon.com/Silver-Hells-Terri-DelCampo-ebook/dp/B0195H8QPY/ref=sr_1_1_twi_kin_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1449764329&sr=1-1&keywords=silver+hells
Blazing Owl Press has a book out in time for the holidays. Silver Hells is a collection of twelve tales of horror, written by Terri DelCampo and me, stories that twist the legends around. We have tales from around the world. Think you know everything about Santa? I highly doubt it. What about Krampus? You are in for a shock. Third World countries have their say about the joyous festivities. Iceland has legends needing to be told: and they are in this tome.

All this and more. Much more. We'll leave the lights on for you. Happy Silver Hells!

Blaze McRob

                                                     

Book description:

Children in huts put a gift in his sack;
Chuckie brings gifts that his family lacks;
Coins carry wishes to Santa so real;
A Christmas fate for a giver is sealed;
All through the land silver bells serenade;
A gift from Santa one cannot evade;
Souls fade out as snow globes shimmer;
Frau Perchta has nothing but evil within her;
Santa's sack holds ornaments for his tree;
At midnight mists carry a mystery;
Santa gives Amy a breakfast surprise;
Who might bring about Thorolf's demise?
All these sweet stories you'll find in our book!
Open it up! Have no fear! Take a look!

Thursday, December 7, 2017

CHILLS - GREAT HOLIDAY HORROR FROM TERRI DELCAMPO



http://www.amazon.com/Chills-Terri-DelCampo-ebook/dp/B00OYUM7SA/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8

Terri DelCampo has some great holiday horror for your ooky palate. Chills has eight stories that will show you a different side of the holiday season. Terri has a charming way about her that will draw you in with mellow prose but will slap you alongside the head too. The one-two punch. Loverly.

So, my friends, once the kids have gone to sleep, slide Chills onto your Kindle, put a spiffy nightcap on, and read away. You'll be glad you did.

Blaze McRob

                                                         

Book description:


Santa F-bombs heard only by some.
From where in the forest should Christmas trees come?
Will Christians to Morningstar be lost?
Who'll win the bet, Vulcan or Frost?
Christmas Eve miracle for a small child.
South Pole festivities horribly wild.
Good kids onto naughty list drift.
Naughty boy tempts hungry gifts.
Classic holiday ditties these stories are not.
But if you want ooky, a sleighful I've got!

Ooky holidays, one and all! Chills!

Monday, November 27, 2017

ASSBITERS FROM HELL - BY TERRI DELCAMPO & BLAZE MCROB




 Terri DelCampo and Blaze McRob have brought you a collection of horror  stories to make you squirm and itch in anticipation of the infestation to come. Assbiters From Hell has bugs you have never seen before. Where have they come from? C'mon, dearie, you know they're not from Heaven.

Blaze McRob



Book description:


Cricket's chirp brings comfort and luck.
Horny frats will even bugs fuck.

Night-night! Don’t let bedbugs…mate!
If they do, it will seal earth's fate.

Grasshoppers have serious dragon breath.
War within war humbles humans to death.

The war is on to dominate earth.
Insect key rings new protectors birth.

How far will a lonely woman go?
Clever idea provokes new foe.

Flies get murderous for a meal.
Acid shit makes human meat like veal

Terri DelCampo and Blaze McRob
Offer ass-biting insects that do the job.

They'll tenderize you and chomp away,
And fly off to find more humans to flay.

Be careful when you turn off, the light;
You never know when they'll come to bite

You right in the ass, so get that swatter
And can of Raid, or prepare to totter

On the brink of death, the edge of hell;
The bugs will nudge you and swore you fell.