Wednesday, June 28, 2017

FANTASTIC BOOK TRAILER FOR - HOLY TERRORS - WRITTEN BY TERRI DELCAMPO


Beverly Cialone's book trailer for the highly talented and prolific author Terri DelCampo. Be sure to check out the trailer AND her book Holy Terrors. It is available on Amazon  http://www.amazon.com/Holy-Terrors-Terri-DelCampo-ebook/dp/B00N2TYRHI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1461508039&sr=8-1&keywords=Holy+Terrors+by+Terri+DelCampo 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCBCOK-Ljio&feature=youtu.be

This great book trailer is produced exclusively by Beverly Cialone and features music by the one and only Johnny Cash. Beverly keeps producing one great book trailer after book trailer for Blazing Owl Press. 

No sense in me talking any longer. The book trailer will tell you what Terri's novel is all about.

Enjoy!

Blaze McRob 

Sunday, June 25, 2017

DRINK COFFEE AND WRITE LIKE BLAZE MCROB - JUST SAYING




The Oatmeal shows us some very important facts about coffee. For example: where it is grown, what color the beans actually are, where the term "cup of Joe" came from, and more. It does not explain, however, why people in Wyoming make fun of me - a transplanted Jersey boy -  when I say coffee. They are rude people and must be killed off in my next novel.

Bad news: I moved to Georgia and they make fun of my New Jersey accent here too when I say coffee. More people to kill off; more novels to write.

What is this doing here? It's pretty obvious to me. All great authors drink coffee. Go to The Oatmeal and read this and other posts. Tell them Blaze sent you. And yes, I do drink coffee.

Blaze McRob

Monday, June 19, 2017

CRINGES - BY TERRI DELCAMPO



Cringes, by Terri DelCampo, is a collection of spooky and ooky you won't want to miss! Terri's trademark skull on the cover welcomes you to her world, one not quite in line with what some folks think is normal. But then, define normal. I'll stay in Terri's world.

Blaze McRob


Book description:

They come in the night, inside or out.
Karma's a bitch, have no doubt.
Lindsay learns nothing is truly free.
A surprise awaits dateless ball attendees.
Can you trust that shadow that walks with you?
Or your friends not to laugh in the funeral pews?
Suppose your lies gave you serious pain?
If a priest dealt real punishment would religious faith wane?
Environmental victims finally get pissed.
So read up for cringes not to be missed.

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

HEEBIE - JEEBIES - BY TERRI DELCAMPO



Heebie - Jeebies, by Terri DelCampo, is a super collection of ooky and spooky tales! This is not to be missed. Hit the free sample for the book on Amazon and I know you'll want to buy this.

See you there!

Blaze McRob 



Book description:

Heebie-Jeebies 

Hitman's loyalties bought and resold.
Stories by appearances never are told.
Taking a pelt is rapture indeed.
A warden plans how the starving to feed.
You may get what you wish for so carefully choose.
Like a flash in the pan life is gone without clues.
Midnight snacks for you are not healthy.
Grab this book instead and get ooky-wealthy!

Saturday, June 10, 2017

OWL'S EYE VIEW MAGAZINE VOLUME 8 - ISSUE 6 - BY TERRI DELCAMPO



The latest copy of Owl's Eye View Magazine, by Terri DelCampo, is available for your reading pleasure! All your favorite columns are waiting for you: Swooping Through The Years, Visceral Verse, Macabre Mirth, and a new short story, Creator Shell. All this for only 99 cents! What a bargain and a fantastic way to start out your summer reading. Terri's magazine is a must read!

Blaze McRob


Book description:

Owl's Eye View Magazine is a dark fiction monthly featuring columns, poetry, and short stories written by Terri DelCampo and "Columnists" who are in fact her ongoing fictitious characters.

Friday, June 9, 2017

TOOTH FOR A TOOTH - BY TERRI DELCAMPO



Tooth For A Tooth, by Terri Delcampo, is a super horror novella. You know you want to read this!

Read the free sample on Amazon and let your reading juices salivate.

Blaze McRob




Book description:

Nine months for Jeanette to pick up,
Her pieces of heart in a seedling cup.

Mending her heart with a bandage of lies,
Deception for only the time that it buys.

Will hubby get why she's doing this thing?
 Or ruin it all and toss in his ring?

If he finds out, how far will she go,
To defend baby Nevki? She doesn't know.

Monday, June 5, 2017

DON'T MISS OPPORTUNITIES




This blast from the past is a short post I had on my website a number of years back. It's still relevant today. This is a refreshing way to step out of the box.


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I had just paid a bill and had thirty six minutes to wait before catching the next bus. It was almost 90 degrees and I needed something to drink. Ahah, there sat a bar across the street. Time for a cold beer.

They had WiFi in the place so I set my computer on the bar and went to my blog to do a little work. You can't really miss my main page, what with the flaming skull head and all, and one by one, I gathered a crowd. It seems there were a lot of horror fans there, and since I post free stories and even an online novel for all to read, they were all oohs and aahs. I bought my first beer. My fans paid for the rest. My thirty six minutes stretched close to four hours. I had six Budweiser pounders which at $3.50 each equalled $21.00. All of this was possible because I had my computer along. I exposed new fans to my works, created good will and future sales and made roughly what I would have for selling eight ebooks on Amazon.

I'm sure everyone has heard it's a good idea to carry around your paper books where they can be noticed.

Step outside the box. You can do more.

This Bud's for you!

Blaze McRob

Sunday, June 4, 2017

ASSBITERS FROM HELL - BY TERRI DELCAMPO & BLAZE MCROB



Just in time for summer, Terri DelCampo and Blaze McRob have brought you a collection of horror  stories to make you squirm and itch in anticipation of the infestation to come. Assbiters From Hell has bugs you have never seen before. Where have they come from? C'mon, dearie, you know they're not from Heaven.

Blaze McRob



Book description:


Cricket's chirp brings comfort and luck.
Horny frats will even bugs fuck.

Night-night! Don’t let bedbugs…mate!
If they do, it will seal earth's fate.

Grasshoppers have serious dragon breath.
War within war humbles humans to death.

The war is on to dominate earth.
Insect key rings new protectors birth.

How far will a lonely woman go?
Clever idea provokes new foe.

Flies get murderous for a meal.
Acid shit makes human meat like veal

Terri DelCampo and Blaze McRob
Offer ass-biting insects that do the job.

They'll tenderize you and chomp away,
And fly off to find more humans to flay.

Be careful when you turn off, the light;
You never know when they'll come to bite

You right in the ass, so get that swatter
And can of Raid, or prepare to totter

On the brink of death, the edge of hell;
The bugs will nudge you and swore you fell. 

Saturday, June 3, 2017

SPECIAL BUNDLE OF OWL'S EYE VIEW VOLUME 6 - 2015



http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01AF5ERVW?keywords=terri%20delcampo&qid=1452482043&ref_=sr_1_8_twi_kin_1&s=books&sr=1-8
Terri DelCampo has compiled all twelve issues of Owl's Eye View Magazine for 2015 into one neat tome for her fans to enjoy. The 2015 Special Bundle is a huge 535 pages! Get your ration of ooky and more. Oh the joy.

There is something here for every lover of the Dark. Is that you? Read the free sample on Amazon and you'll see what I'm talking about.

This special issue also becomes the first Owl's Eye View Magazine to come out under the Blazing Owl Press Banner. Woo, hoo!

Blaze McRob

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Book description:


 Owl's Eye View Magazine is a dark fiction monthly featuring columns, poetry, and short stories written by Terri DelCampo and "Columnists" who are in fact her ongoing fictitious characters.  

Thursday, June 1, 2017

GREAT BOOK TRAILER FOR '68 BUICK



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvNdVTmRPBA&feature=youtu.be
Beverly Cialone has done it again with her skills at producing another great book trailer! This time it is for '68 Buick, by Blaze McRob. Terri DelCampo is especially happy because the music selection is her favorite Metallica song. Hit the magic link above and watch and listen to what we have to offer. You will be most pleased!

Blaze McRob