Saturday, October 16, 2021

ASSBITERS FROM HELL - BY TERRI DELCAMPO & BLAZE MCROB

 


https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B071WHW94N/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i46

https://books2read.com/u/mgGeGK


Terri DelCampo and Blaze McRob have brought you a collection of horror stories to make you squirm and itch in anticipation of the infestation to come. Assbiters From Hell has bugs you have never seen before. Where have they come from? C'mon, dearie, you know they're not from Heaven.

Blaze McRob

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Book description:


Cricket's chirp brings comfort and luck.

Horny frats will even bugs fuck.

Night-night! Don’t let bedbugs…mate.

If they do, it will seal earth's fate.

Grasshoppers have serious dragon breath.

War within war humbles humans to death.

The war is on to dominate earth.

Insect key rings new protectors birth.

How far will a lonely woman go?

Clever idea provokes new foe.

Flies get murderous for a meal.

Acid shit makes human meat like veal.

Terri DelCampo and Blaze McRob

Offer ass-biting insects that do the job.

They'll tenderize you and chomp away,

And fly off to find more humans to flay.

Be careful when you turn off, the light;

You never know when they'll come to bite

You right in the ass, so get that swatter

And can of Raid, or prepare to totter

On the brink of death, the edge of hell;

The bugs will nudge you and swore you fell.

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