Saturday, October 16, 2021

ASSBITERS FROM HELL - BY TERRI DELCAMPO & BLAZE MCROB

 


https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B071WHW94N/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i46

https://books2read.com/u/mgGeGK


Terri DelCampo and Blaze McRob have brought you a collection of horror stories to make you squirm and itch in anticipation of the infestation to come. Assbiters From Hell has bugs you have never seen before. Where have they come from? C'mon, dearie, you know they're not from Heaven.

Blaze McRob

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Book description:


Cricket's chirp brings comfort and luck.

Horny frats will even bugs fuck.

Night-night! Don’t let bedbugs…mate.

If they do, it will seal earth's fate.

Grasshoppers have serious dragon breath.

War within war humbles humans to death.

The war is on to dominate earth.

Insect key rings new protectors birth.

How far will a lonely woman go?

Clever idea provokes new foe.

Flies get murderous for a meal.

Acid shit makes human meat like veal.

Terri DelCampo and Blaze McRob

Offer ass-biting insects that do the job.

They'll tenderize you and chomp away,

And fly off to find more humans to flay.

Be careful when you turn off, the light;

You never know when they'll come to bite

You right in the ass, so get that swatter

And can of Raid, or prepare to totter

On the brink of death, the edge of hell;

The bugs will nudge you and swore you fell.

Friday, October 15, 2021

TRUE CRIME SHELF - BY TERRI DELCAMPO


 

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00O705PZE/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i130

https://books2read.com/u/mYK5WY


True Crime Shelf, by Terri DelCampo, is another of Terri's great novels you'll enjoy reading. None of her books are the same, so you can always be assured of getting a fresh read. No cookie cutting for Terri! If you like horror and the occult, you'll love this book.

 See you at the book shelf!


Blaze McRob

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Book description:


Where do the voices come from,

That incessant psychotic hum, 

That Sentries for good are baffled by, 

That terrorize Owl's Nest by and by?

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Terri has a generous free sample on Amazon  you can read that will, most certainly, entice you to read the entire novel.

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Terri DelCampo is the founding editor and writer of Owl's Eye View Magazine, founding partner/writer/editor at Blazing Owl Press, author of 35+ novels, short story collections, children's collections, poetry collections, and multiple individual short stories available right here on Amazon. She pens Broken Old Broad Blogs, is a contributing writer for multiple horror anthologies, freelances poetry as well as non-fiction articles and essays. Terri is an ongoing competitor and winner of NaNoWriMo and Critters/Preditors & Editors Awards.

Terri is married to horror writer Blaze McRob and in 2015 they founded Blazing Owl Press where she is a very hands-on partner. Her duties at BOP include editing, producing book covers, and of course writing.

If you look up write-a-holic in the dictionary, Terri's picture is there.

Thursday, October 14, 2021

BOO! - BY BLAZE MCROB

 


https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01HBQOL28/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i53


Do you enjoy reading ghost stories with a different twist? Ahah! Boo!, by Blaze McRob, might be just what you're looking for. There are ten short stories in this collection, and they are all different.  My spirit friends recommend this book highly. Just saying. Halloween must have Ghost stories, and I have some that should garner some paranormal interest in this tome.

Check out the free sample on Amazon, and I think you'll be enticed to purchase this ghostly collection.

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Book description:


Uncle Bucky – something's way off

Unhappy bus station ghosts complain

Murdered author visits old friends

Docs can't turn off dead vet's brain.


Haunted lighthouse glows with invite.

Dutch ghost visits foggy George Inn

Dreams lead back to cabin of death

Raven picks on boy of sin.


Workout guy chats with ghostly friends

Viking takes vengeance on Charlemagne.

Passage to haunted afterlife

When you read these stories gain.

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Happy reading!


Blaze McRob

Wednesday, October 13, 2021

FOOD TRUCK FAIR - BY TERRI DELCAMPO

 


https://www.amazon.com/FOOD-TRUCK-FAIR-Terri-DelCampo-ebook/dp/B07XCXBGRT/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=terri+delcampo&qid=1605111879&s=books&sr=1-2


FOOD TRUCK FAIR, by Terri DelCampo, is a short story that is true to what happens in far too many instances around the world. In Terri's words:


A short story to tell of unlimited greed.

Developers' purses off townspeople feed.

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Of course, Terri adds her usual devilish twist to it. Read this tale and you'll see what I'm talking about. You'll be glad you did!


Blaze McRob

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Terri DelCampo is the founding editor and writer of Owl's Eye View Magazine, founding partner/writer/editor at Blazing Owl Press, author of 35+ novels, short story collections, children's collections, poetry collections, and multiple individual short stories available right here on Amazon. She pens Broken Old Broad Blogs, is a contributing writer for multiple horror anthologies, freelances poetry as well as non-fiction articles and essays. Terri is an ongoing competitor and winner of NaNoWriMo and Critters/Preditors & Editors Awards.

Terri is married to horror writer Blaze McRob and in 2015 they founded Blazing Owl Press where she is a very hands-on partner. Her duties at BOP include editing, producing book covers, and of course writing.

If you look up write-a-holic in the dictionary, Terri's picture is there.


Tuesday, October 12, 2021

SELECTED TALES FOR HALLOWEEN - BY BLAZE MCROB

 


https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07HCNN8SJ/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i45


Selected Tales for Halloween, by Blaze McRob, is ready for your reading enjoyment. This is a compilation I believe you'll really enjoy. There is a most interesting collection of horror prose and verse waiting for you within this tome. 

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Book description:


For some Halloween lasts all the year through

But if this doesn't apply to you

McRob's six tales for your trick or treat sack

Should keep you awake through night velvet black

And every minute 'til Halloween next,

So terrifying you'll think you've been hexed.

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Here's a generous sneak peak of the action.

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He stands before the large bay window, looking down upon the streets below, not really needing to see the evil happening. The visuals, courtesy of all his sensory perceptions, attack his mind.

And yet, The Committee condones such sadistic behavior as this. "Let them do as they will. It will all be sorted out later," they say. "Their feeble minds cannot grasp the concepts of good and evil, not enough for them to advance to an elevated status at any rate."

"Elevated, my ass!" he thinks. "All of us on The Committee were once like these weaklings. We found it difficult to reason, to discard depravity and debauchery for the less than obvious elements of good inherent in humans and the world surrounding them."

Pacing back and forth, the raw energy of evil present in this city sickens him. Someone in his position should distance himself from what is present here. After all, it has taken him many lifetimes to achieve his elevated status. Yes, he has evolved beyond the rabble scratching around to make ends meet, to find a reason for existence, and perhaps … just perhaps, to find at least some happiness from the filth which is ever-present here.

But through it all, he remembers. How can he possibly forget the times when he was beaten down by those wanting to keep him, and many others, in a state of abject slavery? Maybe the absence of freedom wasn't slavery as many envision it to be, but when one's soul is torn from the physical embodiment of humanity, what else would it be? One becomes nothing more than a Zombie, a dancing, unthinking, undead persona manipulated by a necromancer concerned only for his own welfare. And, his own power.

He laughs. Now the power belongs to him, an advanced being capable of an existence beyond human understanding. Yes, to those like him, the ones who have reached the "most perfect" stage of development, a utopian society exists, one in which Heaven is a state of glory residing within the minds of those fortunate enough to have reached the pinnacle of all that is.

Truth be known? They are Gods. And yet, should Gods look the other way when the unfortunate ones wallow around in ineptitude and suffer at the hands of the evil ones?

Ah, the Gods might have lost any semblance of previous humanity when their ultimate tableau was achieved.

Selchor, on the other hand, still retains compassion within his soul. It pains him when the unfortunate ones suffer as he once did. There is no reason for this. Those who can help, should help.

He dresses for the evening, donning the clothing of the time, and grabs his walking stick when he leaves the apartment. Once he reaches the streets, he blends in with everyone else around him.

His cane beats a staccato along the sidewalk as he walks towards the place of supreme evil manifestations. For too long, this street has been a sinister one, hiding secrets, exposing pain . . . pain shoved upon those much too young to experience it.

A large man, easily 300 pounds, bald, and wearing an expensive suit, embroidered shirt, and fancy wingtips, comes out of the adjoining alleyway and motions for him to stop.

"I take it you're here for the young girls," he says. "Name your age, and we can fulfill your fantasy and allow you to live life to the fullest, doing what so few are able to experience."

Selchor smiles at the man. "Yes, my good man. I am here for the children. Your fame has spread farther than you can imagine."

The pimp gives the stranger a funny look, wondering exactly what this man is talking about. "And exactly what are you looking for, might I ask?"

"I would like to have all the young ladies assembled before me, so I can choose."

"All of them?"

"Yes, all of them. I will gladly pay you up front if you are concerned about my intent."

The big guy salivates at the thought of his entire assemblage being paid for. "Of course. Whatever you wish, sir."

He grabs a cell phone out of his pocket and makes a couple quick calls. Within minutes, a dozen young women of differing ages are paraded before him.

Selchor laughs and says, "I'll take them all."

"All of them?" the pimp asks.

Handing him the money, Selchor says, "Yes, all of them."

The girls are shoved towards him, and Selchor says, "I am setting you free. Go and never return. There is nothing left for you here, and you need not worry about anything. I'm giving you your freedom."

They are reluctant to leave at first, but something about the calm exterior of their benefactor soothes them, and they scramble away.

The procurer is upset and attempts to shove the cane-bearing man out of the way, so he can retrieve the girls, but Selchor holds him, and his henchmen, back. In no time at all the former slaves are gone.

"But this is not what you asked for," the bald man says, anger shoved from every pore in his body. "I thought . . ."

"You think far too much, I must say," Selchor says. "I never said what I wanted the girls for. You merely assumed. You and your henchmen are evil people and should have your eyes opened to the truth of who you really are."

The fancy-dressed pimp laughs now. "I don't believe a man carrying a cane will be able to do much damage to the six of us."

"Do not be deceived by me or my cane. Your time of reckoning has come."

They charge en masse, but Selchor touches a button on the cane's handle, and a knife blade, easily a foot long, slides out from the end. "Looky what I have here, me lads. Guess what? I know how to use it too."

The fight is brutal. Blood, guts, and chunks of flesh fly everywhere. One by one, Selchor deftly removes their hearts, impales them on the blade, and places them in the hands of their owners.

Selchor watches as the spirits rise from the fallen bodies and stare down at what is now nothing more than food for the rats. He laughs, a most unsettling one, and says, "It appears that the time has come for you to go to Heaven or Hell. Which one is it?"

Confusion runs through their souls. This was not expected. Heaven or Hell is a choice left to them? How can this be?

"Yes, you have this choice," Selchor tells them. "Tell me: which path are you taking?"

Even before they have the chance to say that Heaven is the obvious choice, thoughts jump into their minds, talking to them of all the evil they have perpetrated in their lives. How many times were people, some very young, subjected to pain to supply them with pleasure and a fulfillment of power? Too many times. They grab their heads and cry out in pain, trying to exorcise the demons present within them.

It doesn't work.

All of them are dragged away to Hell. But, of course, there is not one Hell. For them, there are six Hells, and no two are the same. Selchor smiles as he watches their twisting, convoluted efforts to escape the grasp of the demons pulling them into the darkness.

Silence. The sweet sound of nothing takes over. The pimp and his crew are gone, taken into Hell on the wings of their own guilt. Justice has been served.

Selchor surveys the scene and his former humanity becomes more dominant. He loses none of the knowledge he has gained over time. If anything, he is more advanced than the others on The Committee. Knowledge, power, and humanity all belong to him.

Heaven and Hell are abstracts and reside within the minds and souls of those going to one or the other. If a person believes they have done good during their past life, they will advance to the next level of humanity, or they can happily exist in Heaven as they are. But those who are tormented by the guilt of the past evils they have committed will send themselves to Hell.

How sweet is this? Heaven and Hell reside within one's self.

Selchor knows now he cannot return to the lofty enclave of others of his kind. It is wrong to look the other way.

The world needs an interceder. Selchor is perfect for the job.

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Selchor discards his earlier clothing and dons a new costume. One cannot exactly prance about on Halloween in attire that is not suited for the occasion at hand. Unlike mere moments before when he was on a mission, one which many might have seen as brutal, he was dressed perfectly. But now another part of the evening presents itself.

This is the time for festivities. In his last life on this planet, one of his greatest joys was the Trick or Treating, the Halloween parties, the scary stories, and all else that went with the evening. Nothing else even came close.

And being just one incarnation away from the supreme one, the magical qualities of the evening were not lost on him. Tonight, he feels it. There is more in the air than candy and bobbing for apples. Much more. In this part of the city in which he has chosen to dwell, there is evil and corruption everywhere. And his neighbors, none of whom have any idea who or what he is, who think him a cripple in need of a cane, are poor and must go from house to house or apartment to apartment to try and get a decent amount of candy. Yet, that is not easy when people are all beaten down and many families have one or both parents gone, or worse yet, are still present, but have fallen into such a state that they are worthless to themselves and their children.

How many children here go to school with bruises they must hide from the teachers and other students? Better to ask how many don't, or how many children don't go to school because they need to scrounge around for work of any kind to put food in the mouths of their siblings and themselves, and support the selfish habits of their worthless parents?

In his present incarnation, Selchor has the power to alter his image in whatever manner he chooses. Tonight, he wishes to be Captain America. Looking in the mirror to get everything just perfect, he smiles as a tug here and there produces the desired look. Of course, he will take along his cane. The children will feel safer with him carrying it, knowing he is still their friendly neighbor.

Hmm. Captain America, superhero or not, will walk with a limp and have a battered cane.

The children knock on his door, hoping he is ready to go and squeal with delight when he stands before them. "Mr. Selchor," a little hobo says when he stares at him, "you look great!"

"Thank you . . . ah, I'm not sure who you are."

"I'm Tommy!"

"Wow! You sure had me fooled with your great costume."

Of course, it's easy for a poor kid to be a hobo. All he needs is raggedy clothes, which he already has. And there are several ghosts also, since old sheets and blankets are certainly at their disposal.

None of the children have decent containers to hold their candy. Selchor expected that.

"I have taken the liberty to buy all you kids a big plastic pumpkin to put your candy in, and so people won't think you're all amateurs at this game, I have filled them halfway."

The children stare in disbelief. They have never come close to receiving this much candy before.

"Is everyone here?" Selchor asks.

Tommy stares at the floor, a sad look on his face. "Susan's not. She didn't have a costume and she's not feeling well."

The Interceder knows that's not the truth. Even Tommy has some visible bruises on his neck and arms. "I have a Princess gown that should fit your sister, Tommy, and a pumpkin as well. We'll stop by your apartment and see if she's feeling any better."

"But my parents . . ."

"Don't worry, Tommy. I'll take care of everything. Believe me.

"Is there anyone else who isn't here?"

Tommy's sister is not the only missing sibling or friend not here. Selchor seethes with anger but cannot show it to the children. "I see," he says. "Okay, we are going to take extra pumpkins to everyone, as well as costumes I have scattered around this place of mine. I'm thinking we go to Mr. Smith's apartment first. I'm sure his children would love to go with us."

"But Mr. Smith is really poor. He's getting ready to be thrown out of his apartment," little Billy says. "I know his children don't have any costumes."

"They will when we get there, Billy, and so will Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I have a Thor and a Wonder Woman costume here. Can never have enough super heroes."

The children laugh at Selchor, but they are more than eager to go to the Smiths' apartment first. They knock on their door, and a surprised Mrs. Smith opens it to them. Looking at all the children, she says, "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I don't have any candy," a crestfallen look on her face.

"Not to worry," Selchor says. "We have candy and costumes for you. What do you say we hit the town?"

Mr. Smith comes up and stares at the group, a huge smile on his face. "Did I hear let's hit the town?"

"Indeed you did, sir. You and your family get dressed and we'll go."

They go to their rooms and come back in a flash, Mr. Smith wearing his Thor costume, carrying a hammer in one hand and his cane in another.

"Hot-diggities," Selchor says. "Two superheroes with canes. I'm liking this more and more with every passing second.

"And, Mrs. Smith, you are the most gorgeous Wonder Woman I have ever seen."She blushes at his remarks. "Thank you, Mr. Selchor. This should be a fun evening."

"It will indeed, my fine lady. And your children certainly look great in their Zombie costumes. I would say that our little group will make quite an impression on the neighborhood residents."

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I hope you enjoyed my story teaser. Happy reading!


Blaze McRob

Sunday, October 10, 2021

HAPPY BLOODY WHATEVER - BY TERRI DELCAMPO & BLAZE MCROB

 


https://books2read.com/u/31r0LM


If you're looking for a big collection of holiday horror tales that covers the entire year and every holiday, give Happy Bloody Whatever a look. Terri DelCampo and I have 46 stories for your ghoulish pleasure. Yes, I realize that not every collection of short stories is this meaty. This tome is filled with the ooky and spooky you're accustomed to getting from Terri and me. You can read it once, and then go back again and again for your favorite holidays. Twelve months equals a lot of holidays. A lot of horror. You can read our free sample at  https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MR1NLFZ/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1483237436&sr=1-1&keywords=happy+bloody+whatever and see if this tome suits your desire to engage in dark reading with the lights down low. That's the best way, I believe.

Enjoy every holiday, the Happy Bloody Whatever way!


Blaze McRob

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Synopsis:


Confetti at New Year's brings meaning to death.

Murder of crows revenge does bequeath.

Mass slaughter of family had to be done.

Groundhog war on frackers has only begun.

The longer the noodle the longer the life.

Lincoln's tears avenge many decades of strife.

Funeral train glides along without tracks.

To save father and children a young ghost comes back.

Turning death into life calls for special seeds.

Easter eggs tell of mothers' harsh deeds.

Take caution when dating on April Fools' Day.

Mother earth finally has her own way.

Tree takes revenge on corrupt greedy ranger.

Killing killers can carry much danger.

A man just a bit too 'into' his mother.

Soldiers bring honor, one way or another.

President plays with toy soldiers that bleed.

Wipe your ass with the flag and ghosts punish your deeds.

A poacher sees to it his kids will survive.

A girl's selfish need leads to mourned suicide.

Even the angel of death meets defeat.

Wiping out traitors is a wizard's feat.

Fog brings death to green louie's team.

Violent waters with rats do teem.

Violent cult lord controls Clinton Road.

Evil murderer's showdown at cabin abode.

A stalker killer needs much preparation.

Some teachers require bratty libation.

Medicine man sends Columbus a-packing.

Beware a kid's bubblegum after a hacking.

Mother Nature gives thanks to her bees.

Turkeys bring Farmer McRob to his knees.

Elf barters gifts for naughty kid's meat.

This trading of wishes is so bittersweet.

Anniversary of slaughter kicks Vatican ass.

Marionette clown – heed my warning and pass.

How well do you know your partying friends?

Vamp vs Lycan celebrate to the end.

One star reviews end you up in a batter.

Christian rite turns into a whole different matter.

Popeye's deal gives grad party some strings.

Wedding crasher gives murderous bride a fling.

Father's duties trumped by mom's old wedding dress.

Satan's bride punishes hubby with zest.

Animals just cannot let their friend go.

Vincenta and Theone forever linked to Van Gogh.

Terri DelCampo and Blaze McRob

Bring holiday stories to make your heart throb

In anxious terror and dreadful fright

For every celebrant, day and night. 

Friday, October 8, 2021

NIGHT OPS - BY TERRI DELCAMPO

 


https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07WKG2K51/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_hsch_vapi_tkin_p1_i5


NIGHT OPS, by Terri DelCampo is a total mind-fuck of a story. It is pure psychological horror the whole way. This is definitely one of my favorite stories that she has written. She holds nothing back. Just remember: some people are not to be trifled with. There will be consequences.

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Book description;


ARE YOU IN HIS HEAD OR IS HE IN YOURS?

SHOULDN'T HAVE QUESTIONED A HERO'S TOURS.

NOW RICH IS ON A TOUR OF HIS OWN

INTO A LONG-AGO BATTLE ZONE.

WILL HE COME OUT ALIVE – REMAINS TO BE SEEN

DEPENDS ON A LOUIE WHO'S QUITE GREEN

AND THE ENEMY WHO'S CALCULATEDLY CRUEL

EITHER WAY RICHIE'S ABOUT TO GET SCHOOLED.

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Read it and find out where Terri's mind roams when the blameless are blamed.


Blaze McRob

Thursday, October 7, 2021

SHONK - BY TERRI DELCAMPO

 


https://www.amazon.com/Blazing-Owl-Short-Horror-Shonk-ebook/dp/B08NT9S84K/ref=sr_1_7?dchild=1&keywords=terri+delcampo&qid=1606000362&s=books&sr=1-


Shonk, by Terri DelCampo, is one of those stories that has you guessing right up until the end. Just when I thought I knew where the tale was taking me, I discovered I was wrong. But that's the way I like a good horror story. If everything is easily determined ahead of time, the excitement is lacking. Being pulled into a story is the way to go. Read this story, and you'll see what I mean.

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BLAZING OWL SHORT HORROR BY TERRI DELCAMPO offers up quick ooky fixes that you can squeeze into your day – or night – whenever you have a few minutes to read. Terri's goal is to see how many times she can send a chill up your spine in twenty minutes. Muahaha!

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Happy reading!


Blaze McRob

Wednesday, October 6, 2021

HEARSE FULL OF VERSE - BY BLAZE MCROB

 


https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09HSNB6YJ/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i2


Hearse Full of Verse, by Blaze McRob, is now available for your Halloween reading pleasure. This book is dedicated to aficionados of offbeat poetry. There is nothing in this collection that might be considered mainstream. After all, I must maintain my rather crusty image. 

The book description below is quite apt for the occasion:


Rhymes will take you into Hell

Blazin' Bard McRob do tell

Many's the night we'll like awake

After verse hearse ride we take.

Come along for horror trip

Blaze pledges screams from you he'll rip.


I must thank Terri DelCampo for the most scintillating cover art. I find the black and yellow to create just the right ambiance.

Happy reading!


Blaze McRob

Tuesday, October 5, 2021

BLOOD SPATTER - BY TERRI DELCAMPO & BLAZE MCROB

 


https://books2read.com/u/mVrY05

https://www.amazon.com/BLOOD-SPATTER-Blaze-McRob-ebook/dp/B0161Z7KJG/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1461090609&sr=8-10&keywords=blazing+owl+press#nav-subnav

Blood Spatter, a collection of horror stories by Terri DelCampo and Blaze McRob, is the perfect Halloween read. There are some gory little gritties hiding within its pages. This was the first book for Blazing Owl Press, and Terri and I are pretty proud of it.

Hit the above link and read our ample free sample section. You will see what we have to offer you. I'm up to my usual snarky shenanigans right off the bat.

We hope you take us up on our Samhain offering. We'll keep the candy bowl filled and the light will be on as you hop up on the porch for a little Trick or Tweet. Don't slip on the blood spatter. With Terri and I, Halloween lasts the entire year.

Blaze McRob


Book description:



 ZACK PARTIES WITH BLAZE ON SAMHAIN NIGHT.
 THE LUST DEVIL FINDS HIS VIRGIN TIGHT.

HEADLESS NATIVE ON A QUEST.
GOLDIE HAS A PIG-OUT FEST.

THE ATLAS IS NO PLACE FOR SOME DOCS.
GREED DEVILS THE HUMAN SPECIES MOCK.

THE HANFS OF JERSERY ARE A MYSTERY.
WITCH HAZEL HATES SLOTHS THROUGH HISTORY.

MEET MR. JACK ON DEVIL NIGHT.
FIGS GIVE NUDISTS QUITE A FRIGHT.

BALTHOR CLAIMS HIS VIRGIN BRIDE.
DOLORES ENVIES YOU YOUR HIDE.

DANNY LOOKS OUT FOR HIS NAMESAKES.
GIANT PUMPKIN ANGER WAKES.

Monday, October 4, 2021

BLAZE MCROB'S PATREON PAGE

 


https://www.patreon.com/Blaze_McRob


Below are some posts I have on my Patreon page.

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If you love horror, I believe you’ll love this. It’s my only tier and will be loaded with short stories and serialized novels. As a patron, you’ll be able to access every tale of horror that I post on Patreon. I will be adding a mix of at least thirty unique stories and novel chapters each month. It promises to be a wild ride.

Thank you for your support. I am grateful for your patronage.

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About Blaze McRob

I’m a rather diverse writer. Some of my fans refer to me as being the King of Revenge Horror. Others know me for my action stories. Both are right. Add in many other strange quirks and traits and you’ll find a writer who is not bound by any constraints. Horror has always been my first love. At the age of nine, I had already consumed everything written by the great Edgar Allan Poe. So naturally, I will fill my Patreon page with many short stories of the dark, serial fiction novels, flash fiction, Father Blaze Nursery Rhymes, zombie fairy tales, horror poetry, science fiction, and more. There will be untold hours of escapism found in my tales of horror.

There will be no non-fiction on my page. I would be just another voice crying out in the wilderness. I want none of that. I will deal with whatever issues attack my gray matter the way I know best: using my story people to handle the evil running around on this spinning rock of ours from deep within my soul. My system. It works for me.

Every month, I will have at least a mix of thirty stories, novel chapters, or my other fiction. Everything I post here will not be available to read anywhere else. This place is for my loyal fans and patrons. All this for only $3.00 a month.

All my writings will remain exclusive to Patreon for at least three months after their posting. After that time period, I will make them available for sale elsewhere. However, I will not remove any of my tales from Patreon. My Patrons will still be able to read everything here. And, believe me, that's a lot of reading.

Thank you for your time. I hope to have many of you as Patrons.

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As you can see, I removed the confusion factor and only have one tier. For $3.00 a month, you can read everything I post here. It all stays here. That gives you plenty of time to read everything I post. As of the moment, I have 469 writings on my page. I've only been on Patreon since October 1st of 2020. I have a lot more to add. 

For novel lovers, I have already published eight novels, one chapter at a time:

Wolf Whispers

Ghost No More 

Destiny Changed

Mists Of Papoose Pond

Last Chance

Again, Damn It!

Quarter Moon Haunts

'68 Buick

I am currently working on four other novels:

Again, Damn It! : Book Two

Quarter Moon Haunts: Book Two

Enchanted Gateway

The Fatal Shot

All this is in addition to many short stories.

I honestly believe you'll get your money's worth and more.

This is Halloween Month. If you enjoy reading scary stories, this is the perfect month for you to catch a whole lot of horror, right from your easy chair. 

Happy reading!


Blaze McRob

Sunday, October 3, 2021

DISABILITY CHALLENGE: TRAPPED IN A LIFT CHAIR DURING POWER OUTAGES - BY TERRI DELCAMPO


 

https://terridelcampo.blogspot.com/2021/09/disability-challenge-trapped-in-lift.html

https://terridelcampo.blogspot.com/


Terri DelCampo has a short, helpful tip on her Broken Old Broad blog https://terridelcampo.blogspot.com/ . The article is Disability Challenge: Trapped in a Lift Chair During Power Outages  and can be found here, https://terridelcampo.blogspot.com/2021/09/disability-challenge-trapped-in-lift.html .

While this might seem a trivial matter to some, it certainly isn't for Terri. She's a lot more at ease now that we've bought the items mentioned in her post. I'm thinking that there might very well be other handicapped folks who could use this advice. 

Check out more of Terri's blogs on her website. She has something for everyone!


Blaze McRob 

Tuesday, September 14, 2021

BLAZIN' SCAIRY TALES - BY BLAZE MCROB

 


https://www.amazon.com/Blazin-Scairy-Tales-Blaze-McRob-ebook/dp/B09G2BQTD8/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=blaze+mcrob&qid=1631623045&s=books&sr=1-2


Blazin' Scairy Tales, by Blaze McRob, is ready for your reading enjoyment. Though this is a a book of Fairy Tales, it is not for children. Zombie versions of Cinderella, Little Red Riding Hood, Snow White and the Seven Zombies, and Rumpelstiltskin are all included here, as well as Nursery Rhymes such as Zombie Porgie, All The Zombies, Little Jack Horner, Mary Had a Little Lamb, and Precious Miss Zombie. 

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Book description:

Don't read your little ones these Scairy Tales

Lest they be rattling their crib rails.

These fairy scairies from Blaze's quill

Send up your spine the iciest of chills.

So tuck yourself in but leave on the light…

Get ready for Blaze's tales of fright.

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Here's a short teaser for this book:


There was once a wealthy man who lost his wife and remarried in haste. His second wife was a shrew, so proud and haughty that within a short time he realized his mistake, but the deed was done. Worse than that, she brought into his fine house two daughters who were just like her.

Ah, but his own daughter, a lovely lass, as beautiful on the inside as the outside, was made to feel inferior by the stepmother and her two beautiful but persnickety daughters. The new mistress of the mansion saw fit to have her do all the work that a scullery maid would normally do, while her daughters had not to lift a finger to help around the house. They gave her the name Cinderella because when her work was done, she had to sit amongst the ashes.

But Cinderella did not tell her father what was happening because she realized he was being controlled by his domineering wife and did not wish to cause him any more hardship.

And it came to be that the King’s son gave a series of balls to which the finest in the kingdom would come. There was a longing in his heart to find a proper woman that he might come to love, for even though royal blood flowed through his veins, he was lonely and desperately wanted a love to call his own.

So, it was that her stepsisters should be invited to the biggest ball of all and had Cinderella, who was a Master of Fine taste, assist them in preparing their clothes and hair for the grand event. Even though the two bickered amongst themselves constantly, Cinderella managed to bedeck them in the finest clothing and coiffures imaginable, and they soon left in their carriage, but not before teasing their step-sister that she was not going to the ball.

The pain of doing everything in her power to make her step-sisters look so grand while she had to remain home in her dusty enclave caused her to break down and cry as she was sitting on the edge of the hearth.

“And what might be wrong, my sweet lass?”

Cinderella stared into the face of a short, disheveled woman with raggedy wings. Her face was covered with boils and peeling flesh. Truth be told, she appeared to be on death’s door, but in spite of it all, her disposition was cheery.

“And who . . . and who might you be?” Cinderella asked, shocked at the very presence of this woman.

The woman laughed. “Why, I am your Fairy Godmother.”

“But you look almost like you are dead.”

“Ah, my dear, I am dead, but I am not dead.”

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Happy reading, my friends!


Blaze McRob


Wednesday, September 1, 2021

THAT BOBBIE KID - BY BLAZE MCROB


 https://www.amazon.com/That-Bobbie-Kid-Blaze-McRob-ebook/dp/B09F3TF793/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=blaze+mcrob&qid=1630540402&s=books&sr=1-1


That Bobbie Kid, by Blaze McRob, is up on Amazon for your reading pleasure. This is a short story which is actually four short stories wrapped into one. The book cover, skillfully done by Terri DelCampo, explains the premise of the book: an evil kid up to mischief. But be forewarned that Bobbie is no normal kid. Bobbie's mischief involves mayhem, gore, death, and more. There is great power at work, a force that Bobbie can't understand, not at first, anyway. 

Are you intrigued yet? I hope you are. This is one of my most evil tales yet.  

Revenge comes in many forms.

That Bobbie kid, he's the one, who knows revenge, is oh, so fun!

Happy reading!


Blaze McRob

Sunday, August 8, 2021

BROKEN OLD BROAD WRITES - BY TERRI DELCAMPO

 


https://www.amazon.com/Broken-Broad-Writes-Terri-DelCampo-ebook/dp/B09C43QK3W/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=terri+delcampo&qid=1628464773&s=books&sr=1-2

Broken Old Broad Writes is Terri DelCampo's brand new book, and a meaty one it is! Amazon says it's an Editing Writing Reference and a Fiction Writing Reference. They're correct on both of those counts, but Terri includes so much more in this tome. Her different parts of this book include: 

1. Terri's story.

2. Inspiration and beginning.

3. Organization.

4. Writing fiction.

5. Writing non-fiction

6. Editing.

7. Putting the book together.

8. Publishing.

9. Marketing and promotion. 

10. Ethics, courtesy, and professionalism.

11. Concluding remarks. 

One of her sub-parts that I really like is Plan your work; work your plan.

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Terri's words:

Half a century writing, and over a decade self-publishing, the Broken Old Broad has learned a thing or two about her craft. She's scraped together a healthy portion of her experience for anyone interested. Have at it!

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There is something for every writer in this tome. Read and enjoy!


Blaze McRob

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Terri DelCampo is the founding editor and writer of Owl's Eye View Magazine, founding partner/writer/editor at Blazing Owl Press, author of 35+ novels, short story collections, children's collections, poetry collections, and multiple individual short stories available right here on Amazon. She pens Broken Old Broad Blogs, is a contributing writer for multiple horror anthologies, freelances poetry as well as non-fiction articles and essays. Terri is an ongoing competitor and winner of NaNoWriMo and Critters/Preditors & Editors Awards.


Terri is married to horror writer Blaze McRob and in 2015 they founded Blazing Owl Press where she is a very hands-on partner. Her duties at BOP include editing, producing book covers, and of course writing.


If you look up write-a-holic in the dictionary, Terri's picture is there.